I accidentally just texted my Realtor the following message thinking I was talking to my brother-in-law about hop prices. "Pretty cheap this year. Between 1-150 an ounce. Most varieties at 125."

I am quite certain my Realtor thinks I am a drug dealer.

It was also funny last year. Brichards and I busted out a few pounds of whole leaf citra hops we got from Freshhops on the kitchen table measuring up additions for a ZOmbie Dust clone we were brewing. His brother was over and his jaw hit the ground. He then said... Is that legal.

Good times.

I had a landlord that thought I was making meth because he saw my wort chiller.

Shoulda given him a few cones to try... first sample's free.

Just hops in my freezer... honest...

My neighbor thinks my immersion chiller is part of an illegal still. He likes to keep an eye on me--for the community's sake, of course.

Remember back in the day when we kept food in the freezer?

We just put our house on the market too. Our agent came to take pics while we were at work. Two days later, there's my walk in closet up on the internet. Immersion chiller, carboy, erlenmeyers and all, probably screaming meth lab...out there for the world to see.

My other hobby, Reef Aquariums, looks just as suspicious. Theres one guy in my reef club that had cops show up with a warrant because of a craigslist posting he made selling live "rock".

that was in the 80's, right?