ok lets see what we can come up with, if you wan tto add, cu and paste and add your comment
1. thou shall not post recipes for 50gal "homebrew" in major publications
2. thou shall not, when asked "do you have something like bud" urinate in a glass, and pass it to your guest.
3. thou shall always have copious amounts of beer on hand for emergencies ( ie: when ww3 breaks out the troups may need beer so make sure you brew every week to ensure a fresh supply)